Connor's Blog

Sexy girls from my old high school outside my past apartment were asking me to party, they were 3 really drunk blonde girls. I kept trying to leave but kept getting caught up, having to check my diabetes. I couldn’t get this new needle to work. I looked out the window to see two couples and a girl I used to fuck and thought if I got out there now I could probably fuck her tonight. Resuming the needle task I was sticking my insulin pen in a candle holder with some water in it, the needle was floating in the holder and I was trying to get it on the pen. After a few failed attempts I finally got it but it was too late to party. Looking out my window earlier I noticed my flat was higher off the ground by a story or so. also the needle was push on instead or screw

Me and an acquaintance, Jordan, were just outside this heavily dense forest in a clearing that lead onto a cliff; I was freaking out about end of world. I had seen that a massive eagle was going to drop from the sky and kill everyone, when I did Jordan was being sarcastic saying something about the bathroom. As the eagle swooped down I got such an adrenaline rush and spilt away from Jordan and was racing through the trees, jumping from branch to branch. I made a leap from the branches and the eagle went to catch me mod air. I was the size of its toe. The whole time dubstep was cranking

The dream started by taking place on a big speed boat, it was nighttime.  We were towing a boy who was running to keep up. We towed him right up to the backdoor of his house which had a porche which came out onto the lake. I got off the boat and was talking to his mum. She was a fat lady and the house was pretty povershed. The boat pulled away expecting me to run behind although I could not. As the boat pulled away the setting changed to a very hilly, dense city. I could see what was the boat, on the street; it had turned into my best childhood friend. He was pulling a four wheel drive that contained the family by a motorbike(?). I tried to catch up but he was going too fast. It was about 5am. I remember thinking “this would make a good blind city” due to all the textures and interesting shapes on the buildings. The city was very hilly although it platowed a lot and was heavily built up. It was like the scene from inception when the city folds in on itself. I remember thinking it wouldn’t be a problem once you were on the hill, you’d just accept it. The city was meant to be Christchurch. I made my way down passed the post office which had many chairs outside which when spread the distance of a block, everything around this post office was red. I found myself in the crowd of a parade and right beside my woodshop teacher. He had lost a lot of weight, I tried to compliment him on this without being sexually suggestive or implying he had been fat. Unfortunately the weight loss was due to a death in his family. The crowd was quite over bearing and I didn’t really want to talk to him. He also had very nice teeth.

New robin movie, he had on what looked like a double cape; it was made of a completely see through material apart from it was sparkling. He saved the day with batmans help by capturing and pushing the villan upwards. He could only fly upwards

This dream started off looking down at Homer Simpson lying dead on the road. Ned Flanders was killing his family with chainsaw, Maude had left the door unlocked and the chainsaw in place so ned just picked up and walked in. Was wearing a white apron and cow globe(?). Door was locked by two chainsaw reels . Neighbours were  gone or stone sobe.

Me and my old friend were walking on sunny day, he had a cooked packet of instant noodles in his ear, I took a bite then put it back.

This seemed to be really abstract dream, it looked like it was supposed to be some sort of kia commercal, although kia was never mentioned in the dream I was certain they were the two cars involved. My dream view was facing the front of two cars, one red and one blue. In the red car was me (in the passengers seat) and Larry Joe Campbell (he played ‘Andy’ on the hit tv series ‘according to jim’ (the very overweight brother of ‘jim’), he was sitting in the drivers seat. It was at a very wide view and could see all the skyscrapers/buildings in the bacground, although they aswell as the ground were all white and looked like theyd been drawn with some form of marker pen. The view then switched to an interview sort of over the shoulder view of behind me, looking at Larry. We were talking about the people in this city and he was getting quite riled up over this matter, he then said to me ‘you know what you say to really freak out these people! I’ll show you’(or something to that affect). He proceeded to get out of the car, (the dream view now looking down at the passenger of the blue car) Larry said to the passenger of the car “do you realised how fucking fat I am?! I am so fucking fat!”. You couldn

This dream took place outside my childhood home. It was me, my mum, and brother.We were sitting inside her car; placed horizontally across the road facing our home. it was a perfectly clear day. It was ‘plane day’, not just in our suburb of Brighton, but in the whole world, the sky was littered in aircraft of all types right to the horizon of a whole 360. I seemed to be equally taken aback by how perfect the day was, as I was with the planes. It was either mum or my brother that pointed out a plane the was barrel roling, emitting smoke, at this point my dream view left my eyes and was just out of  the car, I could see this plane was still under control, it was as if it was slow motion crashing but staying under control, it barrel rolled right near the car whilst emitting a series of popping sounds and a light engine noise and kept on flying. The planes were just continuous and everywhere. My view still being above/behind the car I turned a 180 to face my neighbours house as a helicopter was landing behind me, as it landed the main blade must have nicked something and it proceeded to implode, the amount of detail was amasing, watching the metal fold in on itself, a completely surreal dream. As soon as the helicopter had disappeared my dream ended.

This dream took place in my homes spare room - which in real life is practically just a smallish square room with one wall being a full glass sliding door; Although in this dream the spare room had our kitchen attached to the side, which then lead to a hallway that i never saw down. Normally the sliding door has a large curtain covering it which was absent in this dream. The room was empty apart from a table which we were all sitting around playing poker or some sort of card game (we being me and some random school chums- Aman in particular, having been one of my best friends in highschool). Although i didnt notice Aman at first as i had been doing so well in the game, as soon as i lost a hand i looked up and saw Aman, he appeared not to have seen me yet. I proceeded to stand up and make my way over to Aman, when i got to Aman i initiated a fake hug kiss thing, pretending like i was super happy to see him, hiding the fact that i was actually very happy to see him. Im not sure if Aman had thought that this gesture was seriously gay or he wasnt sure how to recact but he then ‘dick-flicked’ me, which turned out to be ridiculously strong and had hurled me through the glass window. I was lying on a large shard of glass halfway through the window; My main concern was if the shard was inside me and i was bleeding out but everyone else was saying things like “aw connor, how could you break the window” “what are you doing”.. etc. As if it was my fault Amans dickflick threw me into the window. 15 minutes or so must have passed and it was me and a few other in the kitchen attachment of the spare room, me thinking i had reintegrated myself into the party vibe of the night. I then realized a significant number of people had purposely left the kitchen leaving me and Aman. Me and Aman just stood there feeling like outcasts but still talking about random stuff and getting along. Josh Whelan (my best friend from primary until present day) then walked in from the hallway, he appeared to have a bowl of noodles which i just knew was three packets worth. Me and Aman both admired his bowl of noodles when i said something like “man, i wish i could have three packets.. way too many carbs; I only ever have one and its never satisfying” (Which im not sure why i would say that as i cant even have one packet of noodles on my diet, nor would i want three packets anyway - one fills me plenty). The dream then ended

It started with me and my brother lining up for something, we were in this huge room with big glass doors, similar to that of an airport - although i never looked toward the counter so wasnt sure. It must have been around 5pm, i was facing the doors as the line had got so large that it had turned into a ” J ” shape. There must have been 200 people in this room all waiting for the same thing in different channels of the line, i was worried i wasnt actually in the line as i was facing the wrong way and in the outter part of the J. I could see people lining up infront of me, although this didnt provoke me to change my position. Of all the people in the room my brother was beside me, as well as Rory (one of the kids from high school) who was infront of me to my right with some various other ‘cool kids’; infront of him was josh olsen. For some reason Josh had a chilli bin filled with styrofoam which he proceeded to break in this orderly lined-up room of people, drawing attention to himself as it made a rather large noise. I then said “yeah! draw more attention to yourself!” in a sarcastic manner, he then looked at me as if he wanted to beat me up, rory also looked at me and made a face like ‘you idiot, why would you say that’. The situation repeated itself from when Josh started to break the chilli bin, to my sarcastic comment to the josh face and the rory face. The dream ended with my brother playing no part other than being beside me.